Have you heard this song?!

It'll be sure to give you a laugh.


Shaving Cream Song



Lyrics:
I have a sad story to tell you.

It may hurt your feelings a bit.

last night, when I walked in my bathroom,
I stepped in a pile of...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean!
Shave every day, and you'll always look keen.

I think I'll break up with my girlfriend.
Her antics are queer, I'll admit.
Each time I say "Darling, I love you,"
She tells me that I'm full of...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean!
Shave every day, and you'll always look keen.

Our baby fell out of the window.
You'd think that her head would be split.
But good luck was with her that morning.
She fell in a barrel of...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean!
Shave every day, and you'll always look keen.

An old lady died in a bathtub

She died from a terrible fit.

In order to fulfill her wishes,

She was buried in 6 feet of...

Shaving cream, be nice and clean!
Shave every day, and you'll always look keen.

When I was in France with the Army,

One day I looked into my kit.
I thought I would find me a sandwich,
But the darn thing was loaded with...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean!
Shave every day, and you'll always look keen.

And now, folks, my story is ended.
I think it is time I should quit.
If any of you feel offended,
Stick your head in a barrel of...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean!
Shave every day, and you'll always look keen.